What the fuck is wrong with these Spaniards? Sending such a sexy pilot is a bloody distraction-a danger to navigation. The frikkin pilot was perfect 3-day beard trimmed with mind blowing exactness. And there I was I feeling extremely inadequate with the unkempt shaggy growth around my face- no longer giving me ‘character’. I was expecting a slow, fat old man but this guy was in his bloody late 20s.
Okay I need to get laid.